On this page you will find some of the best Airport Pick Up Lines to use the next time that you are stuck in an airport. There is a stigma around Pick Up Lines and its effectiveness. But given the right circumstances they can prove quite effective and land you that phone number.
Are you a customs agent? Because I’d like to declare my love for you.
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got ‘fine’ written all over you.
I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.
I don’t know what gate I’m boarding at, but I hope it’s close to yours.
I don’t need the captain to remind me about the upright position.
I’m afraid you can’t pass this point, ’cause you da bomb, Baby.
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
I’d love to be your final destination.
I love a good South of the border crossing.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn’t keep me from you.
Good thing that’s not a wood detector, ’cause you’d keep me here all night.
Are you ready to board?
Can I claim your baggage?
Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.
I can last longer than a jet engine.
You’re so cute, I don’t need to see your boarding pass.
Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Let’s cross the international dateline together.