Airport Pick Up Lines

On this page you will find some of the best Airport Pick Up Lines to use the next time that you are stuck in an airport. There is a stigma around Pick Up Lines and its effectiveness. But given the right circumstances they can prove quite effective and land you that phone number.

Airport Pick Up Lines

Are you a customs agent? Because I’d like to declare my love for you.

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

Did you overstay your visa? Because you got ‘fine’ written all over you.

I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.

I don’t know what gate I’m boarding at, but I hope it’s close to yours.

I don’t need the captain to remind me about the upright position.

I’m afraid you can’t pass this point, ’cause you da bomb, Baby.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

I’d love to be your final destination.

I love a good South of the border crossing.

A 9 hour time difference wouldn’t keep me from you.

Good thing that’s not a wood detector, ’cause you’d keep me here all night.

Are you ready to board?

Can I claim your baggage?

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.

I can last longer than a jet engine.

You’re so cute, I don’t need to see your boarding pass.

Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?

I would give anything to be your personal item.

Let’s cross the international dateline together.

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