Barney Stinson and How I Met Your Mother Pick Up Lines

Most of us are familiar with Barney Stinson and the HIMYM scene. Barney Legendary Stinson is the womanizer we all strive to be. Just ask your self, What would Barney do?

Barney Stinson Pick Up Lines

When I get sad, I stop being sad.. and I be awesome instead. True Story.

This.. what you’re doing here – is giving me a de-rection

I feel like I’ve done so much good I have a “soul boner”

Barney alllllwaaaysss gets the yes!

I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don’t know why. Just ask god.

I’m Barney, I don’t get smitten. I smite.

With great penis comes great responsibility

Believe it or not, I wasn’t always as awesome as I am today.

Barney is single… it’s what America has been clamoring for!

You’re the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.

It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… (and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!

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