Brand Name Pick Up Lines

Some of the most cheesy and funny Brand Name Pick Up Lines that almost everyone can relate to.  Brand Name Pick Up Lines are usually the most recognizable Pick Up lines of all.

Brand Name Pick Up Lines

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious

Do you work at Little Caesars? Because you’re Hot And I’m Ready.

Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a footlong.

Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.

If you were a burger at McDonalds you’d be a McGorgeous

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I’ll stuff your crust.

Do you work at Dicks’? Because you’re sporting the goods!

Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.

Did you get sacrificed to the God of Fire? Because you’re smoking!

Do you work at Burger King? Because you’re giving it to me the way I like it!

Do you like Kelloggs? Wanna frost my flakes?

Can I double stuff your Oreo?

Did you just come from KFC, cause your thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

You remind me of a green bottle. Because I wanna Mount and Do you!

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I’m going cookoo for you

How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?

I don’t need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes.

I want you more than a Haagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!

I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

Take me to Papa John’s, because this love is at 425 degrees.

Are you a bottle of Coke? Because you open my happiness.

My name is Hostess… Because I have the cream filling

Are you McDonalds? ‘Cause you’re going straight to my thighs.

Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I’ll leave your breath minty fresh!


Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can’t stop staring at you in public.

Do you work for UPS? ‘Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

My dong is a rental car company – it Hertz!

Girl, I’m an American Express lover – you shouldn’t go home without me!

I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!

Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!

Girl, you’re like Mastercard – seeing you is priceless

Call me Mountain Dew, ’cause when we hang we’ll have a Baja Blast!

What’s the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now

You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!

Do you have a Bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you like Wendy’s? Well I’m sure you’ll like it Wendy’s nuts slide across your face.

Why pay $5 at Subway, when you can’t get this footling for free.

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