Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines

Breaking Bad is one of the best series ever to be released and with a huge fan base around it. As a homage here is a list of the best Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines to use on the future ms Heisenberg.

Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines

Real men know how to cook.

Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg’s crystal!

My love for you is 99.1% pure.

Screw Meth. Love is my drug.

Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I’ll put on your finger.

Come inside my RV and I’ll show you some real chemistry.

I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.

I own a carwash. Let’s get dirty.

I won’t call you bitch unless you want me to. -Jesse

You are the Lily to my Valley.

Girl, I’m about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.

Crystal Meth ain’t got nothing on you, baby!

I’m in the DEA and I’m totally DTF. -Hank

Feelin’ lonely, girl? Better call Saul!

If the trailer’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’!

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