Canadian Pick Up Lines

On this page you will find some of the best Canadian Pick Up Lines to use when approaching someone new. There is a stigma with pickup lines that says that they don’t work. But sometimes with the right way of saying it and situation you can surely land a phone number.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you’re a dime.

I’m waking up at 5am for hockey, but I would stay up all night for you.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada’s public healthcare system to help ease that pain?

Are you a maple tree? Because I’d tap you!

My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I’m crazy about you.

We can do coffee or have sex twice, either way I’ll get you a double double.

Did you know I’m a goalie? Yeah, I always wear protection.

I wish I was Tim Horton’s coffee, so I could get close to your lips

Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my hockey stick.

I’ll make you see the northern lights!

I’m getting cold just thinking about Canada. Let’s Cuddle!

Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.

Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.

I’m really big into architecture; want to see my CN tower?

Fall hardly happens here, but you’ll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.

Want to help raise my totem pole?

Until I saw you, I didn’t believe I’d ever see an arctic fox

Want to see my lumber, Jack?

You remind me of a ski hill, and now I really want to hit those slopes

What can I say I’m good with my stick!

Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.

Won’t you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?

I’m a man who drinks beer from an Awesome Land. Need I say more?

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