Cringy and Bad Pick Up Lines

We all heard our fare share of Bad Pick Up Lines that made us cringe in our days. If you want to try the impossible you might find some inspiration in our list of Cringy and Bad Pick Up Lines.

Cringy and Bad Pick Up Lines

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day!

Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?

I lost my virginity… can I have yours?

Theres a party in my pants and you’re invited.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

There must be a magnet in my pants, because I’m attracted to your buns of steel!

I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?

Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?

If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?

Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

I just shit in my pants… Can I get in yours?

Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Girl, I hope you have a license, cause you’re driving me crazy

I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.

You must be from Tennessee! Because you’re the only TEN I see!

Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?

Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!

You’ve got the whitest teeth I have ever seen!

Are you Swedish? Because you’re the sweetish girl I’ve met!

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!

If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!

Hey honey, I got money!

My name is Peter Pan, because I can take you to Never Never Land.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

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