Dentist Pick Up Lines

Here you will find some of the best Dentist Pick Up Lines to use when approaching someone new. There is a stigma around Pick Up Lines and its effectiveness. But given the right circumstances they can prove quite effective and land you that phone number.

Dentist Pick Up Lines

Looks like you’ve got a hole that needs filling.

I’m a dentist, why don’t you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

I wish you were my teeth, so I could grind you in my sleep.

Is your father a dentist? Because you have a beautiful smile.

It’s time to probe your gaps.

You must be a dentist, because I can’t smile without you.

You’re so sweet that I’m getting a toothache just looking at you.

You’re a piece of eye candy and I’ve got a sweet tooth.

Use dental floss? How about me hiring you as my personal coach sometime over lunch?

Stick your tongue out farther for me.

You’re drooling a bit.

I’m like a dentist, I’ll drill you and fill you.

Your enamel is not the only thing that’s hard.

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

Suck on this for just a second.

Your teeth are pretty. You look like you floss regularly.

Wanna get drilled?

I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

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