Here you will find some of the best Doctor, Medical themed Pick Up Lines to use when approaching that special someone. Whatever your medical needs might be, we have you covered.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy? Baby, you make me vasodilate!
No that’s not an epi-pen in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
Come into my office and take off your pants.