Ghetto Pick Up Lines

On this page you will find some of the best Ghetto Pick Up Lines to use when approaching someone new. It is important to scout the right situation to use these Pick Up Lines. There is a stigma with pickup lines that says that they don’t work. But sometimes with the right way of saying it and situation you can surely land a phone number.

Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin’ me!

Yo father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!

Hey do you have an inhaler? Cuz you got ass ma!

If fine was a felony you’d be on death row!

Aye girl lemme beat it like some cake mix!

Do you like Pizza? Cuz I want a pizza dat ass!

Baby, you thicker than the bible… and I wanna read all yo pages!

Damn girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw!

Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup… THICK!

Don’t worry about me baby… I’m just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I’m about to lay some pipe!

Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?

Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAMMMMMMMM!

Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I’ve got an opening on Boner Street!

Hey girl you lookin’ like a tall glass of water and I’m tellin ya I’m thirsty!

If what matters is on the inside… How do I get on the inside?

Lemme borrow that number girl.

Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you’re a well-rounded person!

There’s somethin wrong wit your phone… my numbers not in it!

Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!

Hey girl, I know you’re pregnant but when you drop that one off, I’d LOVE to put another one in you!

I’m digging you like a shovel ma!

Hey boo, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.

Girl you be the 6, I’ll be the 9, that’s only time you’ll be less than a dime.

 

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