Hockey Pick Up Lines

On this list you will find the best Hockey Pick Up Lines to use when you first approach someone you like. There is a stigma with pickup lines that says that they don’t work. But sometimes with the right way of saying it and situation you can surely land a phone number.

Hockey Pick Up Lines

I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.

I promise I’m good for more than just a one-timer.

What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?

Nice Skates… wanna puck?

You know, less teeth means more tongue!

I’d love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.

Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.

You wanna be my equipment manager?

Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?

I bet I can score on your 5-hole I’ve got a curved stick.

I’m good on the ice, but I’m GREAT in bed!

My skateblade’s not the only thing made of steel.

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?

Hi, my name’s Stanley… wanna see my cup?

If I can’t score, can I at least get an assist?

If you were a puck, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

Can I slip one past your goalie?

You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!

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