Cannabis, Marijuana and Weed Pick Up Lines

Here you will find some of the best Marijuana, Cannabis and Weed Pick Up Lines to use when approaching that new stoner on the bar. Who thought that Weed related Pick Up Lines could be so cute. 4:20!

Marijuana Pick Up Lines

Do you smoke pot? Because weed look cute together!

Hey baby, let’s make like a blunt and roll.

I have a huge kush on you.

Want to get cough-ee with me?

What kind of grinder are you using? Cause you’re extra fine!

I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!

You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.

Are you a drug? Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

hey girl would you ever consider a 3-way? You, me and Mary Jane.

Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

If you were a joint, I’d roll you over and lick you up and down.

Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I’ve got 2 boarding passes. Let’s catch a flight and see where we land.

Are you a joint? Because you’re smokin’!

I’ll let you hit this, if I can tap that!

You wanna come over to my place and suck my bong?

Wanna help me smoke this joint?

When I’m with you, it feels like there’s no one else in the room with us. Wait, is there anyone else in the room right now?

I want to T-H-See you naked!

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

Are you a chonger? Because you took my breath away.

(Just stare for 20 seconds) Wait, what’s your name again?

 

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