On this page you will find the most hilarious Rude, Mean and Insulting Pick Up Lines. Be careful when approaching someone that might be easily offended.
Disclaimer: Use at own risk.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
You look fabulous… for your age.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
How much will $20 get me?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!