Rude, Mean and Insulting Pick Up Lines

On this page you will find the most hilarious Rude, Mean and Insulting Pick Up Lines. Be careful when approaching someone that might be easily offended.

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Mean Pick Up Lines

You look like trash, may I take you out?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.

You smell… We should go take a shower together.

I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.

You look fabulous… for your age.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?

How much will $20 get me?

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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