Fail-Safe Musician Pick Up Lines will land you most certainly a date at the “Theatre”. Just think for a moment on all the instruments you know and the ones you don’t, You see the possibilities.
Please note: success not guaranteed.
If I were a drum I’d let you bang me all night long!
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
This cello isn’t the only big wood between my legs.
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin’ me horny!
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Let’s make some sweet music together, honey.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
I can make you hit all the high notes!
You had me at cello.
Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
Would you like to play my organ?
I’d like to finger your fret board.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
Girl, you give me a tromboner.
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
This reed isn’t the only thing I can get wet.
That’s a nice set of mallets you have.
Damn girl, you’re lookin’ sharp!
I’d love to strum your g-string
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn’t mean I can’t show you a good time.
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren’t the only thing I’ll be banging tonight.
My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.
I bet that flute isn’t the only thing you know how to blow.
Slow down girl, you’re giving me a woodwind.
You wanna grease my slide?
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you’re just perfect!
I bet we’d get into some serious Treble together.
Call me AC/DC, because I’m gonna rock you all night long!
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to “come back home to you,” but I’ll do you one better. I’ll sit through an entire Nickelback concert.
Let’s play a love game. I’ll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I’ll let you take a ride on my disco stick.