Pick Up Lines For Women, Girls, Ladies

As hard to believe as it is, Yes girls do use Pick Up Lines every now and then. And the ones that do pull them of…

You find in the list a variety of funny, cheesy, nerdy Pick Up Lines for girls.

Maybe you will find the perfect Pick Up Line for tonight.

Pick Up Lines for Girls

Is your name David? Because I’m pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

I know why they call it a beaver. Because I’m dying for some wood.

What’s your name? Because I’ll be screaming it all night long.

They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?

I’m having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.

Do you work at Subway? Because I could really go for a footlong.

If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.

Want to give me an australian kiss? It’s like french kissing, but you’re going down under.

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?

Am I on an episode of ‘Fix This House’? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.

Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.

I’m French Horny for your Tromboner.

Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I’ll show you my clam.

Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.

Do these feel real to you?

Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?

Do you eat tacos? Because my Taco Bell is open.

I’ve got the buns, do you have the hot dog?

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

Is my vagina crying, or are you just sexy?

In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people… can I practice on you?

Hey boy, are you an Uber Pool? Cause I love when it’s just us, but I’m also nervous someone else may come in and ruin this.

Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.

I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.

If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

Happy Alentine’s Day… I’ll give you the ‘V’ later.

I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

My body has 206 Bones. Want to give me another one?

Why am I so tired? Because I’ve been kegeling all day.

I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.

You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.

Hi. I have a vagina.

 

Are you a rainstorm? Because I’m soaked.

You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.

That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too.

What’s a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?

I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?

I’m a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live

Are you Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day

How do you like your sausage in the morning… grilled or blown?

Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you

Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

Don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?

How much woman can you handle?

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?

I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!

Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cause I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

You’re just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don’t we?

Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts

Wanna go halfsies on a baby?

Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want

My taco would like you to meat it.

My body is a movie and your penis is the star!

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