Redneck Pick Up Lines

The demographic that you can youse this Redneck Pick Up Lines is quite small and if you have used one of this, you are most certainly a Redneck.

Redneck Pick Up Lines

God wants us to be together. That’s why he gave us the same parents!

Wanna ride my Monster truck?

You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first!

Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.

I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Are both of those teeth real?

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

I borrowed daddy’s teeth just for you.

Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at you my nuts tighten.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til the afternoon.

Oh Boy, I soiled my pants, can me get into yours?

If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

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