College, University, Back to School Pick Up Lines

On this list you will find some of the best College, University, Back to School Pick Up Lines to use on your new Classmates. There is a stigma around Pick Up Lines and its effectiveness. But given the right circumstances they can prove quite effective and land you that phone number.

College, University, Back to School Pick Up Lines

Is there a science class nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?

Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I hear you’re good at Algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

You must be a perfect test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.

You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.

Do you like Chemistry? Because I’ve got my ion you!

Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.

You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

Can I have your significant digits?

If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.

My love for you is like pi… never ending.

Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!

Your lab bench, or mine?

High school is hell… and you’re the hottest thing here!

Summer must be over, because I can tell you’re about to Fall for me.

If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn’t need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.

I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.

I don’t know how I’ll ever get to class on time when it’s so easy to get lost in your eyes.

Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… you solve all my problems!

I wish I was your Calculus homework, because I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk!

You must be the square root of two because i feel irrational around you.

Will you be my student loans? Because I’d like to have you around for the rest of my life.

If you were a pencil, I wouldn’t be able to use you to take the SATs, because you’re no number 2, you’re my number 1!

I heard you were banned from school lunches for being so sweet.

That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.

What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick, what’s your number?

You’re like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

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