Retirement, Senior Citizen Pick Up Lines

On this page you will find some of the best Retirement, Senior Citizen Pick Up Lines to use when approaching that special someone. There is a stigma around Pick Up Lines and its effectiveness. But given the right circumstances they can prove quite effective and land you that phone number.

Retirement, Senior Citizen Pick Up Lines

My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.

You’re so sweet, you’re giving my dentures cavities.

My arteries aren’t the only things that have hardened.

How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.

How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.

Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!

How’d you like to be in my will?

I’m retired, so you know I have the time to please you.

Your company is so delightful, I’m contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.

Girl I’d fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.

You must be a garden, cause I’m digging you.

I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.

You. Me. Dance floor. Now. Don’t give me no ado about nothing.

How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”

Are you a cat lady? Cause I’m the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Is your name Viagra, cause I don’t think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.

Sorry, but I couldn’t help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.

I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.

Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?

 

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