Wall-Street, Stock Market Pick Up Lines

On this list you will find some of the best Wall Street, Stock Market related Pick Up Lines to use when first approaching someone. Be a bit careful with these ones as it is easy to come over as douchey.

Wall Street, Stock Market Pick Up Lines

Baby, the way you support free markets stimulates growth in my private sector!

Baby, you’re not an option… you’re totally a future!

I hope you’re a bear, cause I’m going to go down on you.

You must be fiscally irresponsible because I’m feeling inflationary pressure in my pants.

Girl, are you a stock? Because you sure like bouncing a lot!

I want to restructure you.

You’re a hot commodity.

You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.

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